{"id":10276,"date":"2011-04-20T07:24:04","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T11:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10276"},"modified":"2011-04-20T09:35:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T13:35:46","slug":"seen-online-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10276","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just once I want to see “Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably.”
\n— shelbyfero<\/a><\/p>\n

You have not seen true love until you have seen a grown man play Barbie with a little girl.
\n— Just_PYKA<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m certain if Bram Stoker knew Dracula would eventually lead to Twilight he would’ve slit his own wrists with a bat wing.
\n— Jason_maybe<\/a><\/p>\n

I work at a reverse suicide hotline. We cold call people who should seriously consider killing themselves, like Mel Gibson, for example.
\n— shariv67<\/a> <\/p>\n

My mom just sent me four chain emails and an inspirational quote. I responded with eight links to nursing homes. Waiting for her response.
\n— ixSEANxi<\/a><\/p>\n

Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
\n— MrBrown_Eye<\/a><\/p>\n

There should be only one World’s Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it.
\n— dominicdierkes<\/a><\/p>\n

Disney should do a movie about a princess that talks to woodland creatures and they convince her to go to grad school.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Little kids need to be taught that the 5th time they ask the same question, their grandpa will be eaten by a robot wolf.
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

My son’s homework consists of writing sentences using vocabulary words. I convinced him to use “puts” in “It puts the lotion in the basket.” I expect a parent-teacher conference any day now.
\n— me, on Facebook<\/a>*<\/p>\n

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\n*I wouldn’t usually consider myself worthy of inclusion on this list, but that status got a ridiculous number of positive comments. Which means that all of my friends are sick, sick people. (It also means o hai! I’m on Facebook<\/a>. Come friend me.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just once I want to see “Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably.” — shelbyfero You have not seen true love until you have seen a grown man play Barbie with a little girl. — Just_PYKA I’m certain if Bram Stoker knew Dracula […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10276"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10589,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10276\/revisions\/10589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}