{"id":10474,"date":"2011-05-17T07:26:03","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T11:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10474"},"modified":"2011-04-30T13:26:59","modified_gmt":"2011-04-30T17:26:59","slug":"seen-online-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10474","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

At 11:59 PM Cinderella should’ve said to the Prince, “I bet you a million bucks I can turn that carriage into a pumpkin.”
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

“HERE COMES THE TICKLE MONSTER!” the villagers cried, fleeing from the beast. But he wouldn’t stop, he would never stop.
\n— shelbyfero<\/a><\/p>\n

Of course this Indian Burial Ground is haunted, it was built on an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND
\n— meganamram<\/a><\/p>\n

The more inappropriate a time to make a joke, the funnier that joke will be.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

Unfortunately at no point during my workday does anyone ever have cause to shout my name and then toss me a sword.
\n— SethMacFarlane<\/a><\/p>\n

Goths love cats because they are elegant, independent, aloof, sleep a lot and throw up on things, just like Goths.
\n— Stuff Goths Like<\/a><\/p>\n

Whenever I hear a lady in the next stall trying to unwrap a tampon as quietly as possible I want to yell HEY IS THAT CANDY CAN I HAVE SOME
\n— kellydeal<\/a><\/p>\n

I think it’s safe to assume that we all kind of know what Judas Iscariot would have done for a Klondike Bar.
\n— TurboGrandma<\/a><\/p>\n

If the hospital let me cut my son’s umbilical cord, you’d think this stupid funeral home would let me embalm my dad.
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

Attention sad young and not-so-young men being preyed upon by unscrupulous marketers: if Prince William is balding THERE IS NO CURE.
\n— TheBosha<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At 11:59 PM Cinderella should’ve said to the Prince, “I bet you a million bucks I can turn that carriage into a pumpkin.” — robdelaney “HERE COMES THE TICKLE MONSTER!” the villagers cried, fleeing from the beast. But he wouldn’t stop, he would never stop. — shelbyfero Of course this Indian Burial Ground is haunted, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10474"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10704,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions\/10704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}