{"id":10705,"date":"2011-06-22T07:18:46","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T11:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10705"},"modified":"2011-06-09T08:09:15","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T12:09:15","slug":"seen-online-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=10705","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Be the strange you want to see in the world.
\n— clarkekant<\/a><\/p>\n

What’s really scary about guys with cobwebs tattooed on their elbows is that you don’t know where the spider is.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners
\n— FilthyRichmond<\/a><\/p>\n

My new favorite thing to do at work is slip a kid $20 while his parents aren’t looking and quietly whisper: “This is from your real father.”
\n— wheatnik<\/a><\/p>\n

I wouldn’t be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes.
\n— Just_Alison<\/a><\/p>\n

I think it would be a shame if Bruce Willis doesn’t have “He was dead the whole time” written on his tombstone.
\n— NickadooLA<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cYOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?\u201d \u2013 A very annoying leper.
\n— BDGarp<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet Michael J. Fox is just shaking his head at this new Teen Wolf.
\n— thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n

“Glenn, don’t put me in any more songs.” — Glenn Danzig’s mother
\n— juliussharpe<\/a><\/p>\n

Next time you see someone with freckles, try not to picture a tentacle erupting out of each one.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Be the strange you want to see in the world. — clarkekant What’s really scary about guys with cobwebs tattooed on their elbows is that you don’t know where the spider is. — AinsleyofAttack The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners — FilthyRichmond My new favorite […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10705"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11212,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10705\/revisions\/11212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}