{"id":11213,"date":"2011-07-27T07:14:23","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T11:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11213"},"modified":"2011-07-08T09:54:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T13:54:31","slug":"seen-online-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11213","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once you understand that your success doesn’t depend upon the failure of others you’ll become less of an asshole.
\n— capricecrane<\/a><\/p>\n

Mowing would be more fun if grass screamed a little.
\n— yoyoha<\/a><\/p>\n

My favourite part of a restaurant visit is when the waiter comes over with the peppermill like it was found in the Ark of the Covenant.
\n— Beerhaze<\/a><\/p>\n

If one pig would just get off his lazy ass and attempt to fly, a lot of people would have to do some really embarassing stuff.
\n— JordyHamrick<\/a><\/p>\n

They never talk about the bad stuff in an obituary. Like “Devoted husband and father. Loved to laugh. Stabbed a guy once.”
\n— YUCKYBOT<\/a><\/p>\n

Japan also has Amish people; they drive around in cars instead of teleporting in giant robots.
\n— OuterJohn<\/a> <\/p>\n

“What? Why am I a part of this?” – the horse you rode in on
\n— mikeleffingwell<\/a><\/p>\n

Ghosts probably roll their eyes a lot.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

In a coffee shop, surrounded by hipsters. Don’t worry, if they capture me I won’t tell them where we keep the shampoo.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

All those punk rock girls who started ironically knitting in the 90s are now just ladies who knit.
\n— BarrettChase<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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