{"id":11234,"date":"2011-06-15T07:53:31","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11234"},"modified":"2011-06-13T11:19:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T15:19:35","slug":"goth-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11234","title":{"rendered":"Goth Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Whatever, John Scalzi posted a <a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/06\/08\/and-now-goth-haiku-from-athena\/\">goth haiku<\/a> written by his daughter and then dared his commenters to try and out-goth a 12-year-old.  They responded in force.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/06\/08\/and-now-goth-haiku-from-athena\/#comment-260538\">Some<\/a> are humorous:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am a mistake<br \/>\nA mere accident of fate<br \/>\n&#8220;Oops, I think it broke&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2011\/06\/08\/and-now-goth-haiku-from-athena\/#comment-260404\">Some<\/a> are genuinely pretty dark:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The blood beads up, bright.<br \/>\nThink I\u2019ll carve another gash:<br \/>\nMaybe feel this one.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Next I think they should tackle goth limericks.  (&#8220;There once was a bat from Nantucket&#8230;.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at Whatever, John Scalzi posted a goth haiku written by his daughter and then dared his commenters to try and out-goth a 12-year-old. They responded in force. Some are humorous: I am a mistake A mere accident of fate &#8220;Oops, I think it broke&#8221; Some are genuinely pretty dark: The blood beads up, bright. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11234"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11243,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11234\/revisions\/11243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}