{"id":11538,"date":"2011-08-31T07:26:28","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T11:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11538"},"modified":"2011-08-30T09:22:59","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T13:22:59","slug":"seen-online-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=11538","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

After divorce, don’t burn the wedding dress. Wear it on a first date, then suggest a walk to the graveyard to “pick up the flowers.”
\n— emirkr<\/a><\/p>\n

Hey actors in future horror movies: he’s right behind you.
\n— JordyHamrick<\/a><\/p>\n

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
\n— reddit<\/a><\/p>\n

holy shit i’m filled with blood
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

Never underestimate a person inching toward a goal out of pure, unadulterated spite.
\n— TheThryll<\/a><\/p>\n

so basically the play opens with hamlet being real snippy to his stepdad
\nand then his pal Horatio
\nwhose job is to stoke Hamlet’s retard fires with plenty of idiot coal
\nshows up all like HEY HAMLET COME HERE I SAW THE GHOST OF YOUR DAD
\nand hamlet is like BULLSHIT LEMME SEE
\nOH SHIT THAT’S TOTALLY MY DAD’S GHOST OVER THERE
\nHE’S TELLING ME TO KILL MY UNCLE
\nGOOD THING I ALWAYS LISTEN WHEN GHOSTS TELL ME TO KILL PEOPLE
\nguys when was the last time a ghost told you to do something constructive
\nlike run the dishwasher or do yoga
\ni feel like ghosts only ever give bad advice
\n— Myths RETOLD<\/a><\/p>\n

Screw peace on earth, if I had one wish it’d be for Christopher Walken to come to my house, tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.
\n— Jason_maybe<\/a><\/p>\n

Emo hipsters cut themselves with a really obscure knife you probably haven’t heard of yet.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

Just once I’d like to see a girl dressed in leopard print bite the head off a girl dressed in zebra print.
\n— lianamaeby<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m calling it now, Justin Bieber will star in a Back To The Future reboot where in he travels all the way back to the late 1980’s.
\nLine of dialogue from Bieber’s Back to The Future: “Kurt. Kurt. It’s Marvin- Your cousin, Marvin. Marvin COBAIN…. ”
\n— MoorishDignity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After divorce, don’t burn the wedding dress. Wear it on a first date, then suggest a walk to the graveyard to “pick up the flowers.” — emirkr Hey actors in future horror movies: he’s right behind you. — JordyHamrick If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11538"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12137,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538\/revisions\/12137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}