{"id":126,"date":"2007-08-23T08:18:26","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T12:18:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=126"},"modified":"2007-08-23T09:06:20","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T13:06:20","slug":"i-beg-to-differ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"I Beg to Differ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me one of those &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=horror+movie+rules\">Surviving a Horror Movie<\/a>&#8221; lists that occasionally make the rounds.  I hadn&#8217;t seen this one before:<\/p>\n<p><I>Pig&#8217;s blood is not now, nor has it ever been, funny<\/I><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m afraid that I simply can&#8217;t agree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me one of those &#8220;Surviving a Horror Movie&#8221; lists that occasionally make the rounds. I hadn&#8217;t seen this one before: Pig&#8217;s blood is not now, nor has it ever been, funny I&#8217;m afraid that I simply can&#8217;t agree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}