{"id":12804,"date":"2011-12-20T07:50:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T11:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=12804"},"modified":"2011-12-08T18:52:31","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T22:52:31","slug":"seen-online-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=12804","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the other hand, a zombie apocalypse would do wonders to clean up my Facebook friend list.
\n— thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n

Roses are red, violets are red, sugar is red, I think I bled on my violets and sugar.
\n— meganamram<\/a><\/p>\n

I know “Bambi” was just a movie, but I haven’t seen Bambi’s mom in any other movies and I’m starting to get worried.
\n— sucittaM<\/a><\/p>\n

Dear obituary writers…there is no way someone who is 90 years old can ‘die suddenly’.
\n— VerifiedDrunk<\/a><\/p>\n

Natural science: rhinoceros is to triceratops as Creed is to Slayer.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

All of my horcruxes are cheese.
\n— Andy_Richter<\/a><\/p>\n

“Hey look my phone has full signal and my car started up just fine!” – dialogue in a very short horror movie
\n— robfee<\/a><\/p>\n

Twilight movies are like the girl version of watching the Superbowl. In that they can only be enjoyed when really drunk.
\n— The Bloggess<\/a><\/p>\n

Every year Santa appears in a sincere pumpkin patch and confuses the hell out of a small boy holding a blanket.
\n— angrysantaelf<\/a><\/p>\n

Last time I saw tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, i was in The Village of the Damned.
\n\u200e– JerryThomas<\/a> (hat tip to xJane)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On the other hand, a zombie apocalypse would do wonders to clean up my Facebook friend list. — thedayhascome Roses are red, violets are red, sugar is red, I think I bled on my violets and sugar. — meganamram I know “Bambi” was just a movie, but I haven’t seen Bambi’s mom in any other […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12804"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13146,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804\/revisions\/13146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}