{"id":13,"date":"2007-02-19T18:16:47","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T01:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2007-02-19T18:16:47","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T01:16:47","slug":"i-did-a-foolish-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"I Did a Foolish Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a reader of blogs, many of which are &#8220;Mommyblogs;&#8221; I figure I can always use a little reassurance that Shadowboy is normal (more or less).  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sothefishsaid.com\/2007\/02\/i_am_definitely_going_to_regre.html\">One of them<\/a> was tagged to answer questions about herself, and rather than re-answering questions she&#8217;d done previously, she challenged her readers to ask her &#8220;the most outrageous, inappropriate, entertaining, or just plain hilarious&#8221; questions they liked.  So I asked one.  And then the bitch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sothefishsaid.com\/2007\/02\/some_more_things_you_dont_know_1.html\">tagged us back<\/a>.<P>So here are my answers.  (Hi, readers of Beth&#8217;s blog!  Welcome to a site that is more or less entirely outside your demographic!  Come over to the Dark Side&#8211;we have cookies!)<P><!--more--><I>Name five movies you could watch over and over OR five places you&#8217;d like to go on vacation.<\/I><BR><UL><LI>Better Off Dead<LI>The Princess Bride<LI>Willow<LI>The Rocky Horror Picture Show<LI>My Fair Lady (Pleh.  And I call myself a Goth)<\/UL>OR<UL><LI>Australia<LI>Japan<LI>India<LI>Greece<LI>One of those Eastern European countries that are still largely untouristed but are sufficiently hip-and-with-it to have indoor plumbing<\/UL><P><I>Complete this sentence: In my refrigerator\/kitchen\/pantry, you can always find:<\/I><BR>Olive oil.  Except for high-temperature frying, where it breaks down, it&#8217;s the only oil I cook or bake with.<P><I>If you had to live without one body part (i.e. a maniacal evil villain gave a choice about what they would cut off &#8211; feel free to choose internal or external parts) what would you choose, and why?<\/I><BR>My appendix.  Duh.<P><I>What is the oldest thing in your house?<\/I><BR>My husband.<P><I>What is your secret, comfort food indulgence that you are embarrassed to admit because some may find it disgusting?<\/I><BR>I&#8217;d like to blame my rural Nebraskan grandparents for this: Take 1 Tbsp mayonnaise, 2 Tbsp catsup, 2 Tbsp mustard, mix together and serve over broccoli (preferably broccoli that&#8217;s been cooked to within an inch of its life).  I grew up eating this concoction, and will still occasionally eat it when I need a morale boost, despite the utter disgust it engenders in, well, pretty much everybody.  And for good reason.  It disgusts even me.<P><I>do you fart in front of each other??<\/I><BR>Yes, but I blame the dogs<BR><I>what about pee?<\/I><BR>My husband saw an entire person being shoved out of my nether regions.  If he can&#8217;t handle me peeing in front of him, the problem is entirely his.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a reader of blogs, many of which are &#8220;Mommyblogs;&#8221; I figure I can always use a little reassurance that Shadowboy is normal (more or less). One of them was tagged to answer questions about herself, and rather than re-answering questions she&#8217;d done previously, she challenged her readers to ask her &#8220;the most outrageous, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}