{"id":13148,"date":"2012-01-25T07:24:07","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T12:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13148"},"modified":"2012-01-23T12:19:53","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T17:19:53","slug":"seen-online-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13148","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t go to the mailbox because that’s where the Responsibility Monster lives.
\n— Hadzilla<\/a><\/p>\n

If someone catches you staring blankly into space & asks you what you’re looking at, shush them & whisper “ghost porn.”
\n— IamEnidColeslaw<\/a><\/p>\n

It’d be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off that first mask.
\n— DearAnyone<\/a><\/p>\n

Mine’s the USS Everyone Gets Home Safe. RT @scottEweinberg: Prometheus. Icarus. Daedalus. Parsimonious. #badnamesforspaceships
\nThe No Aliens Allowed. The Nobody Dies. The Sunshine Unicorn. The Punch and Pie. #myscifispaceship
\n— cleolinda<\/a> (More collected here<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Correct me if I’m wrong, but babies are the only parasites people keep and raise as pets after removing them from their bodies, right?
\n— BadAdviceNurse<\/a><\/p>\n

Marsha is a beautiful name for a supervillainess with an army of frogs.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes I fear that none of my work matters and I’m actually in this office so aliens can feed me coffee and harvest my pee.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane… ? What the fuck were they so excited about?
\n— shariv67<\/a><\/p>\n

If I was a cab driver, I’d whisper “I could have kept you” to passengers before they got out.
\n— sucittaM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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