{"id":13411,"date":"2012-01-10T07:46:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T12:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13411"},"modified":"2012-01-10T08:04:46","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T13:04:46","slug":"lindners-2012-calendar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13411","title":{"rendered":"Lindner&#8217;s 2012 Calendar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/lindner.jpg\" alt=\"Lindner Calendar\" title=\"Lindner Calendar\" width=\"135\" height=\"95\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>In 2010 Poland&#8217;s largest coffin manufacturer, Lindner, published a promotional calendar featuring models posing with their caskets (apparently sex sells no matter <em>what<\/em> the product is).  Despite the expected outrage from religious groups and other anti-fun organizations the calendars became immensely popular.  They followed up with a similar 2011 calendar featuring lingerie-clad models enacting scenes from movies like <i>The Godfather<\/i> and <i>Reservoir Dogs<\/i>.  (Some of the images can be seen on the Lindner site, and googling &#8220;Lindner calendar&#8221; turns up plenty of page scans.)<\/p>\n<p>They 2012 version is now available for purchase on their <a href=\"http:\/\/kalendarzlindner.pl\/index.php?lang=en\">site<\/a> and it is <b>highly NSFW<\/b> in that they&#8217;ve ditched the lingerie for body paint.  It appears that they ship worldwide, and their rates are surprisingly affordable; 57 zlotys works out to around $16US.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you don&#8217;t care about the models, the coffins are lovely.  (Plus if you have this hanging in your kitchen you&#8217;re almost sure to scandalize the in-laws, so bonus.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2010 Poland&#8217;s largest coffin manufacturer, Lindner, published a promotional calendar featuring models posing with their caskets (apparently sex sells no matter what the product is). Despite the expected outrage from religious groups and other anti-fun organizations the calendars became immensely popular. They followed up with a similar 2011 calendar featuring lingerie-clad models enacting scenes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-needful-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13411"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13437,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13411\/revisions\/13437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}