{"id":13530,"date":"2012-02-22T07:29:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T12:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13530"},"modified":"2012-02-14T13:07:11","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T18:07:11","slug":"seen-online-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13530","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Elevator? Nonsense. This is a traveling hugging booth and I see you’ve selected the button for 16 hugs. So let’s get to it. Come here, you!
\n— MrBigFists<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes I wish natural selection was something you could nominate people for.
\n— Paxochka<\/a><\/p>\n

If we end up in a Civil War with our Robot Overlords, I\u2019m taking out that evil red-eyed automated towel dispenser in the bathroom first.
\n— FlyoverJoel<\/a><\/p>\n

I bought a carton of oat milk just to support the kind of person who can find udders on an oat.
\n— warrenellis<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t you hate it when time travelers from the future want a photo with you but then refuse to say why they’re laughing?
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

It\u2019s looking very likely that, come 2015, we will still need roads. #docbrownlied
\n— SethMacFarlane<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s no law against putting on clown makeup and lurking in the woods near a high school kegger.
\n— BarrettChase<\/a><\/p>\n

Counting sheep doesn’t help you fall sleep if you re-cast “Predator” in your mind with an all-sheep cast. “Baa! Get to da choppa! Baa!”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Couples wouldn’t fight as often if they remember how defenseless their toothbrushes are when their significant other goes to the bathroom.
\n— MistookMistake<\/a><\/p>\n

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Elevator? Nonsense. This is a traveling hugging booth and I see you’ve selected the button for 16 hugs. So let’s get to it. Come here, you! — MrBigFists Sometimes I wish natural selection was something you could nominate people for. — Paxochka If we end up in a Civil War with our Robot Overlords, I\u2019m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13530"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13749,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13530\/revisions\/13749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}