{"id":13617,"date":"2012-02-08T07:37:42","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T12:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13617"},"modified":"2012-02-02T14:28:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T19:28:03","slug":"knitting-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13617","title":{"rendered":"Knitting 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q4_XNKOuODU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q4_XNKOuODU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, if you don&#8217;t want to make a scarf, you can just make a snake blanket&#8230;.It&#8217;s okay to pull real hard, because it&#8217;s yarn, and yarn can&#8217;t feel pain&#8230;.Sometimes you&#8217;ll see people knitting on the subway, or in coffee houses, and they&#8217;re just jerks, because they like to knit in front of people and brag that they can do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>:::giggle:::<\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/theanticraft\">The Anticraft<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Now, if you don&#8217;t want to make a scarf, you can just make a snake blanket&#8230;.It&#8217;s okay to pull real hard, because it&#8217;s yarn, and yarn can&#8217;t feel pain&#8230;.Sometimes you&#8217;ll see people knitting on the subway, or in coffee houses, and they&#8217;re just jerks, because they like to knit in front of people and brag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13617"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13647,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13617\/revisions\/13647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}