{"id":13759,"date":"2012-03-27T06:05:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T11:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13759"},"modified":"2012-03-22T07:50:08","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T12:50:08","slug":"seen-online-41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=13759","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t have a train of thought so much as I have a bumper-car of impulse.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

The only reason I’m nice to people is so one day when the news interviews them about me, they’ll say “I’m shocked, he was such a nice guy.”
\n— Coastiefish<\/a><\/p>\n

My Make-A-Wish wish would be to fire an assault rifle while Black Francis stands next to me, screaming.
\n— BarrettChase<\/a><\/p>\n

It would be fun to replace every EXIT sign in the world with ones that said ESCAPE. Also, they flicker ominously.
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

This Halloween I’m going to scare neighborhood children by jumping out from the bushes and explaining the college loan process to them.
\n— hipstermermaid<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s tragic that we’ll never know how annoying Oscar Wilde would have been on Twitter.
\n— JoshMalina<\/a><\/p>\n

I imagine the Zombie Apocalypse will feel exactly like Monday mornings.
\n— Paxochka<\/a><\/p>\n

Every office has a Saruman and a Grima Wormtongue.
\n— thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n

Guy yelling, wearing dress shirt and slacks: I’m looking to kill about 14 or 15 vampires today. If anyone could help me out and point me in the direction of a vampire lair, I could probably kill 8 or 9 there. Thank you.
\n— Overheard in New York<\/a><\/p>\n

Say what you will about the Father of Lies–he always showed up to Lies’ T-ball games.
\n— StephenAtHome<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t have a train of thought so much as I have a bumper-car of impulse. — AinsleyofAttack The only reason I’m nice to people is so one day when the news interviews them about me, they’ll say “I’m shocked, he was such a nice guy.” — Coastiefish My Make-A-Wish wish would be to fire […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13759"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14239,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13759\/revisions\/14239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}