{"id":14042,"date":"2012-03-13T06:31:26","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T11:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14042"},"modified":"2012-03-13T07:01:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T12:01:46","slug":"death-is-not-an-option","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14042","title":{"rendered":"Death is Not an Option"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m feeling silly today, so I’m going to dust off a game that Kristabella<\/a> used to play on her blog a few years back. The rules are simple: Given the choice of each pair of people below, irrelevant of gender, you have to pick which one you’d sleep with. Choosing death instead is not an option.<\/p>\n

Let’s begin, shall we?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Classic Vampire Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"I<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"I<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dracula Bela Lugosi<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDracula Gary Oldman<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Those Masks Have To Come Off Some Time Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"I<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"How<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jason Voorhees<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nMichael Myers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Hot TV Moms Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Rowr\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Tish--That's<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lily Munster<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nMorticia Addams<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Vampire Hunter Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Sometimes<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"How's<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Blade<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nVan Helsing<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Tortured Gothic Poet Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Mad,<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"I<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lord Byron<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nEdgar Allan Poe<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Creepy Dead Girl Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"My<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"I've<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kayako from The Grudge<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nSadako from Ringu<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The C\u2019mere You Little Zipperneck Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"It's<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Come<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Frankenstein\u2019s Monster<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nHerman Munster<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Oh Hell<\/i> No Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"You<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"I<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pennywise<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nPinhead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Videogame Vixen Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Fighting<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Fighting<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Alice from Resident Evil<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nRayne from Bloodrayne<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The How About Both, Can I Choose Both Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"How<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"There's<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eric Northman<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nAlcide Herveaux<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m feeling silly today, so I’m going to dust off a game that Kristabella used to play on her blog a few years back. The rules are simple: Given the choice of each pair of people below, irrelevant of gender, you have to pick which one you’d sleep with. Choosing death instead is not an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14042"}],"version-history":[{"count":36,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14131,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14042\/revisions\/14131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}