{"id":14394,"date":"2012-04-23T06:32:25","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T11:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14394"},"modified":"2012-04-20T08:46:39","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T13:46:39","slug":"death-is-not-an-option-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14394","title":{"rendered":"Death is Not an Option (Except it Totally is)"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the first game of Death is Not an Option<\/a> (given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you\u2019d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option) was highly amusing, and amongst the comments was this one<\/a> by LimeyFish:<\/p>\n

Death should totally be an option. You could pick between Death from Discworld or Death from Bill & Ted\u2019s Bogus Journey, or between either of the aforementioned Deaths and Death from The Seventh Seal, or any of the aforementioned Deaths and the Death from the Endless pantheon, or between any of the aforementioned Deaths and Cake.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Okay, smartypants. Challenge accepted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Pale Dudes in Hoods Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Death<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from The Seventh Seal<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDeath from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Twilight Zone<\/i> Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Death<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from “One for the Angels”<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDeath from “Nothing in the Dark”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Reapers on Vacation Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Death<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from Death Takes a Holiday<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDeath from Meet Joe Black<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Animated Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Death<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from Family Guy<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDeath from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The TV Psychopomp (Female) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"George<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Tessa<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
George from Dead Like Me<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nTessa from Supernatural<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The TV Psychopomp (Male) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Angel<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Sam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Angel of Death from Charmed<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nSam from Reaper<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Overly Efficient Bureaucrat Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Angel<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Angel<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Messenger 7013 from Here Comes Mr. Jordan<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nThe Escort from Heaven Can Wait<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Entirely Too Many Teeth Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Death<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from Discworld<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nDeath from Hellboy<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Goddess Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Death<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Kali\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Death from Gaiman’s “Endless” Pantheon<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nKali<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

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\nLeave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…anything except<\/em> Death is not an option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So the first game of Death is Not an Option (given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you\u2019d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option) was highly amusing, and amongst the comments was this one by LimeyFish: Death should totally be an option. You could pick […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14394"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14571,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14394\/revisions\/14571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}