{"id":14511,"date":"2012-04-16T06:07:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T11:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14511"},"modified":"2012-04-12T17:15:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T22:15:12","slug":"one-does-not-simply-rock-your-body-into-mordor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14511","title":{"rendered":"One Does Not Simply Rock Your Body Into Mordor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think &#8220;Stoned Aragorn&#8221; is my favorite.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"246\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/PP1xn5wHtxE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/PP1xn5wHtxE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"246\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/blog\/\">ThinkGeek<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think &#8220;Stoned Aragorn&#8221; is my favorite. (via ThinkGeek)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14511"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14514,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14511\/revisions\/14514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}