{"id":14593,"date":"2012-05-15T06:29:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T11:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14593"},"modified":"2012-05-15T08:39:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T13:39:26","slug":"seen-online-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14593","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
\n— Lisa_Laughs_<\/a><\/p>\n

Huge bumblebee is following me in the park, causing me to think at some point in my past things were so bad I borrowed money from insects
\n— fmarciuliano<\/a><\/p>\n

So frustrating. Every time I look up the definition of insanity it just says the same thing.
\n— aedison<\/a><\/p>\n

Pink hair. Spike through the bridge of your nose. Ferret on a leash. Choose one, guy in the park. All three and your parents win by default.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

If you call them your “unmentionables”, I assume you have an elder god in your pants.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they’re stabbing it? No? How about now?
\n— Aspersioncast<\/a><\/p>\n

“So what happens when Bilbo Baggins dies?” “He gets a Hobbituary.” “Get out of my house.”
\n— gordonshumway<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m a little disappointed every time I close a mirrored medicine cabinet and there’s NOT a serial killer standing right behind me.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

Creativity is 99% procrastination and 1% sheer panic.
\n— yoyoha<\/a><\/p>\n

Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It’s like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad
\n— MaryKoCo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders. — Lisa_Laughs_ Huge bumblebee is following me in the park, causing me to think at some point in my past things were so bad I borrowed money from insects — […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14593"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14826,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14593\/revisions\/14826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}