{"id":14847,"date":"2012-06-06T06:23:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T11:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14847"},"modified":"2012-06-04T17:38:33","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T22:38:33","slug":"seen-online-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=14847","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you told me 100% of serial killers were “morning people” I’d believe you.
\n— capricecrane<\/a><\/p>\n

For the first time since my father died, I\u2019m okay with the fact I’m never getting my nose back.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Pick your hotels according to one criteria: If I get murdered here, would this be a fun place to haunt?
\n— bobpowers1<\/a><\/p>\n

If I was in charge of children’s parties I’d fill the pi\u00f1ata with intestines and give the little darlings good reason to scream.
\n— Paxochka<\/a><\/p>\n

Eeyore was emo before emo was emo. He’s like the hipster of depression.
\n— TheBloggess<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cOh wow, way better!\u201d -Jedi Knight trying out a gun
\n— GuyEndoreKaiser<\/a><\/p>\n

There are fates far worse than death. For example, having your death reported in an online article with comments enabled.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Angelina Jolie looks like she eats a lot of spider webs
\n— IamEnidColeslaw<\/a><\/p>\n

Evite tip, drum up some “buzz” by adding “OF DRACULA” to the name of your event. “You are invited to the Pampered Chef party…OF DRACULA!!”
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

Next time I do LSD I’m definitely going to stay away from anyone that looks delicious.
\n— iamnotdiddy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you told me 100% of serial killers were “morning people” I’d believe you. — capricecrane For the first time since my father died, I\u2019m okay with the fact I’m never getting my nose back. — sween Pick your hotels according to one criteria: If I get murdered here, would this be a fun place […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14847"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15038,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14847\/revisions\/15038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}