{"id":15103,"date":"2012-06-11T06:41:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T11:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15103"},"modified":"2012-06-10T17:15:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T22:15:32","slug":"death-is-not-an-option-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15103","title":{"rendered":"Death is Not an Option"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, again, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you\u2019d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time we’re letting two movie juggernauts go head to head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Heroes with Humble Beginnings Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Harry<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Frodo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Harry Potter<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nFrodo Baggins<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Gutsy Heroines Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Hermione<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Arwen<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hermione Granger<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nArwen<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Loyal Sidekicks Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Ron<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Sam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ron Weasley<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nSam Gamgee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Ultimate Bad Guy Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Voldemort\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Sauron\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Voldemort<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nSauron<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Excessively Hairy Dude Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Hagrid\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Gimli\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hagrid<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGimli<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Blond (Male) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Lucius<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Legolas\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lucius Malfoy<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nLegolas<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Blond (Female) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Luna<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Eowyn\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Luna Lovegood<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\n\u00c9owyn<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Creepy Little Bald Guys Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Dobby\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Gollum\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dobby<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGollum<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Badass Wizard Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Dumbledore\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Gandalf\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dumbledore<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGandalf<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Scruffy-Looking Hero Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Sirius<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Aragorn\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sirius Black<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nAragorn<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Scary Black Hooded Thing Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Dementor\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Nazgul\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dementor<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nNazgul<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Bad Guy Who Dies Doing the Right Thing Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Severus<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Boromir\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Severus Snape<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nBoromir<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

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\nLeave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, again, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you\u2019d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time we’re letting two movie juggernauts go head to head. The Heroes with Humble […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15103"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15192,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15103\/revisions\/15192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}