{"id":15344,"date":"2012-08-08T06:23:47","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T11:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15344"},"modified":"2012-08-03T10:45:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T15:45:44","slug":"seen-online-46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15344","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am very interested to see the Voltron David Bowie and Tilda Swinton are the legs of.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

I assume that if you use bath salts as bath salts you wind up with vagina dentata.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

Lavender oil to make me sleep, amber necklaces, homeopathics. I think mommy has replaced my pediatrician with a shaman.
\n— HonestToddler<\/a><\/p>\n

I’d love a montage of hypochondriacs discovering their astrological sign is Cancer.
\n— kellyoxford<\/a><\/p>\n

Few things are creepier than a childless man who knows how to braid hair.
\n— Schindizzle<\/a><\/p>\n

Am I the only one who thinks that the sound an iPhone makes when it sends a message sounds like a ghost ejaculating?
\n— StevenAmiri<\/a><\/p>\n

Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

If your name is Gunnar but you’re not into metal you’re basically f-ed.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

My wife bought a Venus Flytrap which I find puzzling considering we still have unresolved issues with the Earth flies.
\n— MrBigFists<\/a><\/p>\n

The third Hobbit movie is mostly just Peter Jackson riding Smaug around his childhood and incinerating everyone who ever said no to him.
\n— dwineman<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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