{"id":15743,"date":"2012-09-11T06:20:17","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T11:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15743"},"modified":"2012-09-11T07:04:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T12:04:35","slug":"seen-online-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=15743","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

One Direction: The reason why we should’ve killed Justin Bieber before he could lay eggs.
\n— FillWerrall<\/a><\/p>\n

If you stretch out all the blood vessels in the human body and lay them end to end then you are the slowest serial killer ever you weirdo
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

OH MY GOD. I CAN SPIN WEBS. I AM PART SPIDER. I CAN SPIN oh wait that’s a tampon string nevermind.
\n— IamEnidColeslaw<\/a><\/p>\n

Bought some vintage furniture today. I guess you could call my style “previously owned by a dead person.”
\n— hipstermermaid<\/a><\/p>\n

“Can’t wait until I grow up & inexplicably become a chef at a fancy expensive restaurant!” — every tattooed kid into punk rock in the 1980s
\n— Apey<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes I hit myself in the face with a pie just so there’s a little comic relief when my life flashes before my eyes.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

To figure what your porn star name would be, make a porno, then watch the credits.
\n— TheNardvark<\/a><\/p>\n

[Planning] your funeral is the one thing in life you can totally blow off without suffering any consequences.
\n— Basic Instructions<\/a><\/p>\n

Some day, god forbid, Oprah will pass away and the cover of O magazine is going to get really creepy.
\n— MrBigFists<\/a><\/p>\n

My favorite Tim Burton movie is ‘accidentally going inside a Hot Topic while on drugs.’
\n— hipstermermaid<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One Direction: The reason why we should’ve killed Justin Bieber before he could lay eggs. — FillWerrall If you stretch out all the blood vessels in the human body and lay them end to end then you are the slowest serial killer ever you weirdo — KenJennings OH MY GOD. I CAN SPIN WEBS. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15743"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16030,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15743\/revisions\/16030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}