{"id":16502,"date":"2012-11-28T06:27:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T11:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=16502"},"modified":"2012-11-20T13:48:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T18:48:59","slug":"seen-online-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=16502","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.
\n— JiminyKicksIt<\/a><\/p>\n

If you do an image search for “Coughing”, you get photos of people performing fellatio on ghosts.
\n— Cameo Wood (Hat tip to LimeyFish)<\/i><\/p>\n

i saw an ad on craigslist once that said \u201cfree firewood, u collect it\u201d so i wrote the guy and said \u201cbud you just wrote an ad for the woods\u201d
\n— fart<\/a><\/p>\n

I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert “by zombies” after the verb, you have passive voice.
\n— johnsonr<\/a><\/p>\n

Tampon\/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flower pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS\/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MUTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”
\n— lord-kitschener<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet every recipe for disaster has raisins in it.
\n— AlshonFubawu<\/a><\/p>\n

Please, God, never hand me a baby anywhere near a basketball hoop
\n— longwall26<\/a><\/p>\n

I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
\n— GrumpyyCat<\/a><\/p>\n

dammit owls you KNOW who this is
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man doesn’t really have to wear clothes ever.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work. — JiminyKicksIt If you do an image search for “Coughing”, you get photos of people performing fellatio on ghosts. — Cameo Wood (Hat tip to LimeyFish) i saw an ad on craigslist […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16502"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16867,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502\/revisions\/16867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}