{"id":17230,"date":"2013-01-16T06:18:46","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T11:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17230"},"modified":"2013-01-16T06:26:48","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T11:26:48","slug":"death-is-not-an-option-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17230","title":{"rendered":"Death is Not an Option"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Disney Villains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Magnificent Mustaches Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Captain<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Shan<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Captain Hook (Peter Pan<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nShan Yu (Mulan<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Wicked Stepmother Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Evil<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Lady<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nLady Tremaine (Cinderella<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Musclebound Bullies Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Brom<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Gaston\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Brom Bones (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGaston (Beauty and the Beast<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Evil Schemers Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Maleficent\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Mother<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nMother Gothel (Tangled<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Tall and Skinny Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Doctor<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Jafar\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nJafar (Aladdin<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Pleasingly Plump Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Queen<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Ursula\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nUrsula (The Little Mermaid<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Scary Demonic Guys Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Chernabog\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Horned<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chernabog (Fantasia<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nHorned King (The Black Cauldron<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Crazy Bitches Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Yzma\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Cruella\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nCruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Uncomfortably Anthropomorphic Animals Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Professor<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Prince<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nPrince John (Robin Hood<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Madam\/e Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Madam<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Madame<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nMadame Medusa (The Rescuers<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Death Should Really Be an Option Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Governor<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Claude<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nClaude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\nLeave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Disney Villains. The Magnificent Mustaches Matchup   Captain Hook (Peter […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17230"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17346,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17230\/revisions\/17346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}