{"id":17378,"date":"2013-02-20T06:12:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T11:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17378"},"modified":"2013-02-13T12:18:32","modified_gmt":"2013-02-13T17:18:32","slug":"seen-online-52","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17378","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

This entire list is courtesy of Twitter user rolldiggity<\/a>, who has some splendid ideas about sowing a little chaos.<\/p>\n

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1. Fill a calendar with the names and dates of recent local murders. 2. Add several future names. 3. Leave it on the work photocopier.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Fun Game: Drive up to a park in a windowless van, jump out the back wearing a mask, aggressively pick a handful of flowers, and drive away.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

A good conversation starter is to fill your coat closet with claw-torn shirts and pants labeled “Full moon clothes”.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Dress as puppet. 2. Stand in elevator with strings running from your limbs to ceiling. 3. Whisper, “Help me…” as other passengers enter
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Fun camping game: Stand in a clearing, and wait for people to catch you in the act of throwing a wheelchair and tiny backpack in the river.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

A fun way to rent a car is to say you’ll need 8 child seats and then ask if your car is “easy to crash.”
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Sit in stall of crowded bathroom. 2. Shout into phone, “Bring the money or the children are dead!” 3. Exit stall and make small talk.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Fun Game: 1. Stand in middle of packed elevator. 2. Murmur, “Please… not here…” 3. Begin shaking live mice out of pant legs.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Seeing how many weeks in a row the grocery store will make me a “Sorry I Killed Your Dog” cake before they call the police.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Fun Game: 1. Walk into Porta Potty with small dog. 2. Hide dog in your backpack. 3. Walk out empty handed, whistling and twirling leash.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Waiting to see how long it takes the library to notice all the books I’m returning have “HELP ME” written in blood on the inside cover.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, “It has to look like an accident.” 4. Walk away.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

I had to buy 20 different Golden Retrievers last month, but it was worth it to make my neighbor think his dog was turning back into a puppy.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This entire list is courtesy of Twitter user rolldiggity, who has some splendid ideas about sowing a little chaos. ————— 1. Fill a calendar with the names and dates of recent local murders. 2. Add several future names. 3. Leave it on the work photocopier. — rolldiggity Fun Game: Drive up to a park in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17378"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17637,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17378\/revisions\/17637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}