{"id":17473,"date":"2013-02-07T06:29:58","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T11:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17473"},"modified":"2013-02-07T09:15:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T14:15:19","slug":"cthulhu-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17473","title":{"rendered":"Cthulhu Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/octopizza.jpg\" alt=\"Octopizza\" width=\"425\" height=\"196\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17475\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/octopizza.jpg 425w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/octopizza-150x69.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/octopizza-300x138.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh sure, the instructions <em>say<\/em> that this is an octopus, but I think we all know it&#8217;s really Cthulhu.<\/p>\n<p>Instructables user donedirtcheap posted a great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.instructables.com\/id\/Octopizza-Pie-Gruesome-and-Delicious\/\">tutorial<\/a> for making a pizza-dough tentacled horror, complete with pepperoni suckers.<\/p>\n<p>The instructions include a recipe for dough, but obviously you can use your own favorite recipe; I also like <a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/pizza-and-the-limits-of-diy\/\">this one<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/pizza-even-sweeter\/\">this one<\/a> from Smitten Kitchen (see also that site&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/10-paths-to-painless-pizza-making\/\">tips<\/a> for painless pizza making, including the fact that if you really don&#8217;t feel like making your own, you can buy premade dough from your local pizza parlor).  I also like the same site&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/fresh-tomato-sauce\/\">fresh tomato sauce<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/naked-tomato-sauce\/\">naked tomato sauce<\/a> recipes.<\/p>\n<p>The instructions suggest treating the tentacles like breadsticks, with the pepperoni stuck on with an egg wash; you could also stuff the tentacles with cheese (string cheese works great for this application) or give them a good brushing with garlic-infused olive oil instead of egg.  You could also use olive slices instead of pepperoni for vegetarian tentacles.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, the instructions don&#8217;t mention what kind of cheese to use, suggesting only &#8220;wonderful cheese.&#8221;  Mozzarella is the standard melting cheese, and a bit of Parmesan adds depth.  Slashfood has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slashfood.com\/2010\/09\/15\/how-to-choose-cheese-for-pizza-cheese-course\/\">suggestions<\/a> for selecting cheese for pizza.<\/p>\n<p>You could also use the same Cthulhoid idea for a dessert pizza, either sprinkled with cinnamon sugar or baked plain and then decorated with fruit: Blend 8 oz. cream cheese, 1\/2 C sugar, and 2 tsp vanilla extract until smooth.  When the dough is cool, spread the cream cheese mixture on top.  Decorate with sliced fruit of your choice; bananas or kiwis would make pretty good tentacles.<\/p>\n<p>This would be a great addition to a party buffet table, or just a fun thing to serve to friends at a Lovecraft movie night.<\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/blog\/\">Blurgh!<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh sure, the instructions say that this is an octopus, but I think we all know it&#8217;s really Cthulhu. 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The instructions include a recipe for dough, but obviously you can use your own favorite recipe; I also like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doom-it-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17473"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17572,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17473\/revisions\/17572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}