{"id":17638,"date":"2013-04-03T06:37:12","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T11:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17638"},"modified":"2013-03-26T07:36:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T12:36:10","slug":"seen-online-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17638","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I bet unscary monsters like to hang out at the back of marathons and imagine all the athletes are running from them.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

“Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?” -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead
\n— bridger_w<\/a><\/p>\n

When someone looks over my shoulder while I’m on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, “HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.”
\n— KevinFarzad<\/a><\/p>\n

< jbms> (btw, I am rather new to this channel, but you have a rather, eh, unusual nickname)
\n< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> i like it
\n< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> i have a procedure i follow when i choose a new nickname for the internets
\n< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> you know that scene in ‘the matrix’ when agent smith is interrogating neo and he says "and in your other life, you go by the hacker alias… neo…"
\n< l0ng_d0ng_s1lv3r> the purpose is, choose an alias where if you are ever in that situation, no straight laced agent can ever keep a game face while reading your ‘hacker alias’ aloud
\n— Seen on cmubash<\/a><\/p>\n

Shoutout to nature for not giving wings to snakes.
\n— FUCKIPEDIA<\/a><\/p>\n

“So how are you qualified to administer torture for the CIA?” “I raised 2 girls, & used to brush their hair.” “You’re hired!”
\n— daemonic3<\/a><\/p>\n

Pretty psyched that I’d still have two wishes left after giving dogs the ability to roll their eyes.
\n— GuyEndoreKaiser<\/a><\/p>\n

“Ugh.” *makes air quotes* “‘Brains’.” – hipster zombie
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

“Only one man can defeat the giant monster. Unfortunately, we’re not budgeted for his services.”–And like that my horror movie pitch fails.
\n— fmarciuliano<\/a><\/p>\n

Googly eyes don’t taste good, but it’s worth it to get to eat an apple that has fear on its face.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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