{"id":179,"date":"2007-09-13T08:21:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T12:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=179"},"modified":"2008-05-01T16:34:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T20:34:47","slug":"liiiiiiint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"Liiiiiiint&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/sockzombie.thumbnail.jpg' class='contentimg' alt='Sock Zombie' \/>This Etsy shop has sock zombies, sock unicorns with unexplained rashes, and much other silliness.  Plus I like their ad copy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You know what you need? A zombie made out of socks. It&#8217;s better than an ACTUAL zombie in so many ways! I mean, can you put an actual zombie in your backpack? Sure, but just that one time.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You could put your own spin on these by making a <a href=\"http:\/\/breezeb.tripod.com\/crafts\/sockmonkey.html\">sock monkey<\/a> or similar out of black lacy socks, but the shop&#8217;s offerings are inexpensive and great for those who aren&#8217;t crafty (or at least aren&#8217;t motivated).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop.php?user_id=5061910\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Etsy shop has sock zombies, sock unicorns with unexplained rashes, and much other silliness. Plus I like their ad copy: You know what you need? A zombie made out of socks. It&#8217;s better than an ACTUAL zombie in so many ways! I mean, can you put an actual zombie in your backpack? Sure, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doom-it-yourself","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}