{"id":17949,"date":"2013-06-26T06:33:07","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T11:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17949"},"modified":"2013-06-18T09:10:38","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T14:10:38","slug":"seen-online-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=17949","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, “1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?” and “2: Does he have access to a mask shop?”
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

If I die, please avenge me. If it’s an accidental death, just go nuts on whoever.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

instead of “thats what she said” start incorporating “thats how my grandma died” in its place
\n— yogurtpyramid<\/a><\/p>\n

The meanest criminal ever would send back his last meal, just to ruin one final person\u2019s day.
\n— GuyEndoreKaiser<\/a><\/p>\n

I want my hearse to have ‘JUST DIED’ written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
\n— Breadery<\/a><\/p>\n

I would describe my personal style as “this smelled clean.”
\n— bazecraze<\/a><\/p>\n

The song “Hush Little Baby” always has me wondering why they’re trying to buy this child’s silence? INFANT, WHAT DID YOU SEE?
\n— HonestToddler<\/a><\/p>\n

Worried a serial killer might jump out from behind my shower curtain and start reading Twilight to me.
\n— owlcity<\/a><\/p>\n

all you need to know about my thought process is that I recently screamed when I saw a sign on a restaurant that said ENDLESS CRAB LEGS
\n— aRealLiveGhost<\/a><\/p>\n

Instead of saying “in bed” at the end of my fortune, I say “but then, a pestilence will come…”
\n— bazecraze<\/a><\/p>\n

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the hospital leaving robots and newspapers from the year 2310 in the rooms of coma patients.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, “1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?” and “2: Does he have access to a mask shop?” — rolldiggity If I die, please avenge me. If it’s an accidental death, just go nuts on whoever. — donni instead of “thats what she said” start incorporating “thats how […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17949"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18926,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17949\/revisions\/18926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}