{"id":18803,"date":"2013-07-24T06:26:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T11:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=18803"},"modified":"2013-07-04T10:30:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T15:30:13","slug":"seen-online-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=18803","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

IDEA: rental ghosts to create “cold spots” in houses during heat waves.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse.
\n— mikeleffingwell<\/a><\/p>\n

spiders are just wee furry eight-leggedy things; think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine
\n— Friend of xJane’s seen via FB<\/p>\n

Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don’t even know it.
\n— weinerdog4life<\/a><\/p>\n

PREQUEL: “Goddamned Mohicans Everywhere.”
\n— MiahSaint<\/a><\/p>\n

did you know? goths have 50 different words for despair
\n— IamEnidColeslaw<\/a><\/p>\n

a baby\u2019s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, unless it\u2019s 3 am and you\u2019re home alone and you don\u2019t have a baby.
\n— iphone420s<\/a><\/p>\n

You never hear about a new ghost. “Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday.”
\n— juliussharpe<\/a><\/p>\n

the movie “se7en” but each murder is based on a different dwarf
\n— twice_mustard<\/a><\/p>\n

SEX TIP: keep track of multiple orgasms in the voice of The Count from Sesame Street.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

IDEA: rental ghosts to create “cold spots” in houses during heat waves. — KenJennings I’m a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse. — mikeleffingwell spiders are just wee furry eight-leggedy things; think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine — Friend of xJane’s seen via FB Literally […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18803"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19125,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18803\/revisions\/19125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}