{"id":19453,"date":"2013-08-22T06:12:58","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T11:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19453"},"modified":"2013-08-05T12:13:58","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T17:13:58","slug":"talk-like-warren-ellis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19453","title":{"rendered":"Talk Like Warren Ellis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I was telling Shadow Jack about some of the accounts I follow on Twitter.  I mentioned that one of them was Warren Ellis, and he asked why I followed him.  Because here is an example of a typical Ellis tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Good morning, fluorescent sex weasels of the internet. It\u2019s a new day, and fresh victims are everywhere.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How could you <em>not<\/em> follow that?<\/p>\n<p>It appears that I am not alone in my appreciation of his turn of phrase, in that Six-Sided Space Ninja has created a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikewarrenellis.com\/\">site<\/a> that will randomly generate phrases based on his Twitter greetings.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/warrenellis-300x103.jpg\" alt=\"Talk Like Warren Ellis\" width=\"300\" height=\"103\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19454\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/warrenellis-300x103.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/warrenellis-150x51.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/warrenellis.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They sound very authentic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I was telling Shadow Jack about some of the accounts I follow on Twitter. I mentioned that one of them was Warren Ellis, and he asked why I followed him. Because here is an example of a typical Ellis tweet: Good morning, fluorescent sex weasels of the internet. It\u2019s a new day, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19453"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19480,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19453\/revisions\/19480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}