{"id":19571,"date":"2013-10-15T06:15:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T11:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19571"},"modified":"2013-10-15T06:16:03","modified_gmt":"2013-10-15T11:16:03","slug":"seen-online-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19571","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just once I’d like to see someone coolly walking away from an explosion walk right into a spider web.
\n— yoyoha<\/a><\/p>\n

Everyone says they want a fairy tale wedding. But as soon as I show up and curse their baby I’m “out of line”.
\n— YourKyness<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s really a lack of imagination that makes children check under the bed. Like the monsters couldn’t be floating invisibly just above you?
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Actually I would love to try cauliflower but it looks like broccoli’s ghost and I don’t eat haunted foods.
\n— HonestToddler<\/a><\/p>\n

I can’t believe there was ever a time when I didn’t understand why Charlie Bucket’s grandparents stayed in bed for twenty years.
\n— DJRotaryRachel<\/a><\/p>\n

I like how Dracula wore a bow tie. Didn’t need to. Did so anyway, even without the help of a mirror. That’s class.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

They Found Her Earring In Your Car, Charlie Brown
\n— pattymo<\/a><\/p>\n

I want the word pizza tattooed on my arm in Japanese, people will think its something deep & emotional but really it just says pizza
\n— iphone420s<\/a><\/p>\n

If my Ouija board keeps saying “ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT” is it Andre the Giant or just some asshole ghost doing Princess Bride quotes
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just once I’d like to see someone coolly walking away from an explosion walk right into a spider web. — yoyoha Everyone says they want a fairy tale wedding. But as soon as I show up and curse their baby I’m “out of line”. — YourKyness It’s really a lack of imagination that makes children […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19571"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20001,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19571\/revisions\/20001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}