{"id":19978,"date":"2013-10-09T06:36:15","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T11:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19978"},"modified":"2013-10-09T17:58:55","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T22:58:55","slug":"ghost-singles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=19978","title":{"rendered":"Ghost Singles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/success.jpg\" alt=\"Ghost Singles\" width=\"243\" height=\"140\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>Long, long ago, in the early days of the World Wide Web, setting up a website was: a) Difficult and b) Expensive.  Today it is neither, and although that means that any tinfoil-hat-wearing yahoo can set up a site claiming that the Royal Family is actually a bunch of lizard people from Zeta Reticuli, it also means that anybody with a silly idea like a dating service for ghosts can run with it.  I think the tradeoff is worth it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghostsingles.com\/\">Ghost Singles<\/a> is a site where girl ghosts can meet boy ghosts in hopes of becoming soulmates (:::rimshot:::).  And they play it totally straight.  From the privacy statement (&#8220;We understand that just because you float around in nothing but your nightgown night after night <em>doesn&#8217;t mean<\/em> you want anything less than total privacy.&#8221;) to contact information that includes &#8220;Gypsy&#8221; (&#8220;Wispy smoke followed by three swirls (crystal ball), or tea leaves in the shape of a goat&#8221;), the site never breaks character.  Here&#8217;s part of their &#8220;Dating Tips&#8221; page:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Etiquette<\/h2>\n<p>By now you&#8217;ve learned that your fellow phantoms come from many eras; some may be hundreds of years old, or more! This means that cultural standards will vary widely; what may have been taboo in your generation might be the norm in the one a few generations from now.<\/p>\n<p>It would be impossible to list the details of every culture throughout all time, but there are some behaviors that are universally approved &#8212; and others that are universally disliked. Here&#8217;s a quick primer.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Ask questions.<\/b> Get to know your date. How did he or she die? What was it like to stand over their own lifeless corpse? Did they see a light at the end of a tunnel, and if so, why didn&#8217;t they go towards it? You may find you have a lot in common.<\/li>\n<li><b>Compliment your date.<\/b> Are they looking ghastly? Particularly eldritch? Be sure to let them know!<\/li>\n<li><b>Don&#8217;t kiss on the first date.<\/b> Don&#8217;t kiss ever, in fact, because your faces just pass through each other, and it&#8217;s really weird for both parties.<\/li>\n<li><b>Don&#8217;t be offended if they suddenly disappear.<\/b> You should know as well as anyone that existence in this twilight realm can be inconsistent. If your date vanishes, don&#8217;t be too quick to judge.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Unlike other parody dating sites which are mainly fronts for real dating services, this is apparently done entirely for the hell of it.  (The creator, incidentally, appears to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.randytayler.com\/\">Randy Tayler<\/a>, whose site is linked from the bottom of the home page.)  It&#8217;s nice to see this sort of untrammeled silliness.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Hat tip to pdq)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long, long ago, in the early days of the World Wide Web, setting up a website was: a) Difficult and b) Expensive. 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