{"id":20569,"date":"2014-01-22T06:14:06","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T11:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=20569"},"modified":"2014-01-20T17:20:13","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T22:20:13","slug":"seen-online-60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=20569","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

As terrifying as being attacked by a mugger would be, it’s not often that you get an excuse to try to blind someone
\n— bridger_w<\/a><\/p>\n

Next time your kid won’t eat carrots, scream: “Snowmen had to DIE for this meal!”
\n— AaronFullerton<\/a><\/p>\n

“It’s A Wonderful Life” would be WAY darker if when George sees life without him, there’s 30 kids alive in town who had died mysteriously.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

3-year-old: Let\u2019s play zombies
\nMe: OK
\n3: You\u2019re the dad zombie, I\u2019m the mom zombie & this is the baby
\nShe tricked me into playing house
\n— XplodingUnicorn<\/a><\/p>\n

Heads will roll. Torsos will kind of roll. Limbs will roll a short distance. Jawbones just kind of hit the ground & flip once.
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

The worst thing about losing your glasses is having to drive to work with your head out of the window, beeping like a bat.
\n— ChribHibble<\/a><\/p>\n

The worst thing about the 1978 Lord of the Rings cartoon is how they plan to destroy the ring by melting it in fondue.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

My daughter’s fortune cookie was empty and now we’re all sitting around waiting for her to die.
\n— scottsimpson<\/a><\/p>\n

For me, “You can’t please everyone” isn’t a lament or an excuse. It’s a mission statement.
\n— kierongillen<\/a><\/p>\n

‘Better than Laurie Strode’ probably isn’t the best way to market my skills as a babysitter.
\n— gordonshumway<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As terrifying as being attacked by a mugger would be, it’s not often that you get an excuse to try to blind someone — bridger_w Next time your kid won’t eat carrots, scream: “Snowmen had to DIE for this meal!” — AaronFullerton “It’s A Wonderful Life” would be WAY darker if when George sees life […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20569"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20814,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20569\/revisions\/20814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}