{"id":20906,"date":"2014-03-25T06:19:23","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T11:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=20906"},"modified":"2014-03-11T07:50:25","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T12:50:25","slug":"seen-online-62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=20906","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
\n— Lit Pimp Queen<\/a><\/p>\n

Seven Deadly Sins (updated): PWN\u2019D, NOM, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, WANT, WANT, WANT, and meh.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

“You’re not the person I fell in love with!” is a fun thing to say to anyone who isn’t the person you fell in love with.
\n— sixthformpoet<\/a><\/p>\n

A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, “Tell me if you can hear this,” and then get in the trunk and start screaming.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

I make sure people who claim they don’t have time for my nonsense remember they weren’t doing much when I found them so actually, they do.
\n— JTQuest<\/a><\/p>\n

Roses are black
\nViolets are white
\nI’m a dog
\n— UNTRESOR<\/a><\/p>\n

SCIENCE FACT: Your throat hurts when you’re sick because your white blood cells have brought out tiny swords and are dueling with the germs.
\n— MaraWritesStuff<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s weird how after they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King’s men were like “Let’s give the horses a shot at it”
\n— mikeleffingwell<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to “I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE”. Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well.
\n— PaulGibson1963<\/a><\/p>\n

Yesterday: Used poor grammar on multiple occasions.
\nToday: Hiding from grammar zombies in the attic.
\nTomorrow: IMMMPROPER TENSSSSSSSSSSE.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough — Lit Pimp Queen Seven Deadly Sins (updated): PWN\u2019D, NOM, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, WANT, WANT, WANT, and meh. — sween “You’re not the person I fell in love with!” is a fun thing to say to anyone who isn’t the person you fell in love […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20906"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21201,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906\/revisions\/21201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}