{"id":21220,"date":"2014-04-29T06:15:22","date_gmt":"2014-04-29T11:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=21220"},"modified":"2014-04-20T13:28:25","modified_gmt":"2014-04-20T18:28:25","slug":"seen-online-63","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=21220","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a really great article about you in tomorrow’s paper. Nice photo of you on the front page too. Wish you’d be able to see it.
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

I am rubber and you are glue. We used to be people, but we angered a witch.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
\n— dril<\/a><\/p>\n

The most powerful man in the forest is the lumberjack who decides which trees become guitars and which trees become toilet paper.
\n— markhoppus<\/a><\/p>\n

Next time your roommate texts you to keep it down respond with “I’m not home right now…” just to give them some perspective.
\n— madamezooble<\/a><\/p>\n

Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
\n— JermHimselfish<\/a><\/p>\n

A big difference between childhood and adulthood is how much time you spend telling ladybugs their house is on fire.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

For fun, you look through the wrong end of the binoculars. Very far away, it seems, there is a man reaching for something with gloved hands.
\n— NightValeRadio<\/a><\/p>\n

Willy Wonka is the best movie about cheering on child murder
\n— briangaar<\/a><\/p>\n

I want to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, “Your Honor. My client is clearly not a flight risk.”
\n— trevso_electric<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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