{"id":21608,"date":"2015-12-31T05:08:37","date_gmt":"2015-12-31T10:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=21608"},"modified":"2015-12-15T09:21:26","modified_gmt":"2015-12-15T14:21:26","slug":"death-is-not-an-option-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=21608","title":{"rendered":"Death is Not an Option"},"content":{"rendered":"

After a long hiatus, it’s finally time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Sharp-Dressed Man Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Gentlemen\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Silence\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Gentlemen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nThe Silence (Doctor Who<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Entirely Too Much Mucous Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Xenomorph\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Predator\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Xenomorph (Alien<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nYautja (Predator<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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The Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Martian\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Invaders\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Martian (Mars Attacks!)<\/i><\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nInvaders (They Live<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Wicked Witches Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Wicked<\/a><\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Grand<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGrand High Witch (The Witches<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Ugly on the Inside (Male) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Mr.<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Goblin<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mr. Dark (Something Wicked This Way Comes<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nGoblin King (Labyrinth<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Ugly on the Inside (Female) Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Maleficent\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Ravenna\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Maleficent (Maleficent<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nQueen Ravenna (Snow White and the Huntsman<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Psycho Slasher Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Leatherface\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Freddy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nFreddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Harryhausen’s Hotties Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Medusa\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Kali\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Medusa (Clash of the Titans<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nKali (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Scary Guys Played by Doug Jones Matchup<\/b>*<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Billy<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Pale<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Billy Butcherson (Hocus Pocus<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nPale Man (Pan’s Labyrinth<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Smells Like Pond Scum Matchup<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"Gillman\"<\/td>\n <\/td>\n\"Swamp<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon<\/i>)<\/td>\nvs.<\/td>\nAlex Holland (Swamp Thing<\/i>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.<\/p>\n

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\n*What? Too niche?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After a long hiatus, it’s finally time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Scary Monsters and Super Creeps. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21608"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26567,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21608\/revisions\/26567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}