{"id":22154,"date":"2014-08-20T05:34:59","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T10:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22154"},"modified":"2014-07-29T10:10:32","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T15:10:32","slug":"seen-online-66","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22154","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

22 year old me after a night of drinking: “I hope I didn’t do anything stupid.” 29 year old me: “I hope I didn’t agree to go on a hike.”
\n— IanKarmel<\/a><\/p>\n

You can drag a pi\u00f1ata around the park like a dog, there’s no laws against that
\n— weinerdog4life<\/a><\/p>\n

If you’re trying to gauge how far civilization has evolved, just remember that the Ancient Egyptians also used emoticons to communicate.
\n— KalvinMacleod<\/a><\/p>\n

At this point in my life, it’s more hurtful than embarrassing that I haven’t received guidance from a forest spirit
\n— bridger_w<\/a><\/p>\n

The fact it’s called a “funeral procession” and not a “deadline” is why I’m not the guy who names things.
\n— Sickayduh<\/a><\/p>\n

Just wrote Eldritch Horror and autocorrect turned it into Britches Horror and not gonna lie that does sound pretty terrifying
\n— matthewbaldwin<\/a><\/p>\n

NEVER FORGET: Tilda Swinton is probably in your bedroom staring at you RIGHT now. Nighty night!
\n— JennyJohnsonHi5<\/a><\/p>\n

no but women are so badass okay
\nbecause there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry<\/i>
\nthat is some suave superhero shit and you won\u2019t ever be able to convince me otherwise
\n— Sassy McCoy<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand them a briefcase and say, “You know what to do”
\n— iGreenMonk<\/a><\/p>\n

The average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep every year, but that’s including the 22 billion consumed by Unlucky Jeff.
\n— JohnnyMcNulty<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

22 year old me after a night of drinking: “I hope I didn’t do anything stupid.” 29 year old me: “I hope I didn’t agree to go on a hike.” — IanKarmel You can drag a pi\u00f1ata around the park like a dog, there’s no laws against that — weinerdog4life If you’re trying to gauge […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22154"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22503,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22154\/revisions\/22503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}