{"id":22252,"date":"2014-07-02T06:28:14","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T11:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22252"},"modified":"2014-06-30T07:28:34","modified_gmt":"2014-06-30T12:28:34","slug":"yummy-delicious-nopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22252","title":{"rendered":"Yummy Delicious Nopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/cookiemonster-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Cookie Monster\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22253\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/cookiemonster-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/cookiemonster-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/cookiemonster-1024x1024.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Artist Christine McConnell posted a series of <a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/IyKQT\">cookie monsters<\/a> to drool over (and, as someone on the original <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/pics\/comments\/29fr3e\/cookie_monsters_and_other_stuff_ive_baked\/\">Reddit thread<\/a> put it, &#8220;to make the rest of us feel inadequate&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>I have to agree with that latter sentiment; her caption under the photo above was, &#8220;I decided to try making homemade waffle cones; Then this sorta happened&#8230;&#8221;  How does something like this just &#8220;sorta happen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The photo series has some amazing stuff, including a 3D sugar-cookie facehugger, a Danzig birthday cake, and a cake for a Voodoo-themed party with a snake on top: The snake&#8217;s forked tongue is a double-wicked birthday candle that she made herself.  Why yes, I <em>am<\/em> feeling inadequate, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>One of her creations is 3D tarantula cookies: Shortbread glued together with caramel, covered in chocolate, then dusted with toasted-coconut &#8220;hair.&#8221;  I think the legs would be a little tricky and prone to breakage, but the bodies are comprised of fairly simple forms: A roughly egg-shaped abdomen, crimped oval thorax, and two small teardrops of dough pressed together for the head\/fangs.  Those might be manageable even by Muggles, and if the legs are too brittle to work with they could be replaced with something like pipe cleaners; the main part of the cookie would still be edible.<\/p>\n<p>The fanged flowers in the photo above are probably do-able too, albeit a bit of work.  The &#8220;heads&#8221; are strawberries with the stems carefully cut out in a V shape, then painted with chocolate and given little icing fangs.  The tentacles are most likely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joyofbaking.com\/ModelingChoc.html\">modeling chocolate<\/a>.  The rest seems to be primarily cake-crumb &#8220;dirt&#8221; and icing details.  It&#8217;d probably take most of an afternoon to put together, but it&#8217;d be a heck of a centerpiece (and also fun to bring to a company pot luck).  Individual flowers would be fantastic decorations for cupcakes, too.<\/p>\n<p>As commenter gluon said in the thread: &#8220;Finally, a diet that works. I&#8217;m too scared to eat any of this.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artist Christine McConnell posted a series of cookie monsters to drool over (and, as someone on the original Reddit thread put it, &#8220;to make the rest of us feel inadequate&#8221;). I have to agree with that latter sentiment; her caption under the photo above was, &#8220;I decided to try making homemade waffle cones; Then this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paint-it-black"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22252"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22259,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22252\/revisions\/22259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}