{"id":22377,"date":"2014-12-01T06:00:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T11:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22377"},"modified":"2014-11-04T08:26:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T13:26:42","slug":"beware-the-horror-of-cutezilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=22377","title":{"rendered":"Beware the Horror of Cutezilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dissolve.com\/\">Dissolve<\/a> is a company that licenses royalty-free stock footage, and occasionally they like to show off their wares with silliness like <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/89527215\">This Is a Generic Brand Video<\/a> and Cutezilla:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/98107452?byline=0&amp;color=006699\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This needs to be a full-length feature film, like, yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dissolve is a company that licenses royalty-free stock footage, and occasionally they like to show off their wares with silliness like This Is a Generic Brand Video and Cutezilla: This needs to be a full-length feature film, like, yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22378,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22377\/revisions\/22378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}