{"id":23377,"date":"2014-12-23T05:27:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T10:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=23377"},"modified":"2014-12-08T08:02:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-08T13:02:12","slug":"seen-online-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=23377","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Technically he was created by Dr. Cookie, that’s why they call him The Cookie Monster.
\n— SamGrittner<\/a><\/p>\n

“Mommy, I don’t wanna grow up and die!”
\n“Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really.”
\n— JennyPentland<\/a><\/p>\n

Argghhh just found a spider in my bed, I vaguely remember going to that spider club but…oh god what did I do
\n— Fred_Delicious<\/a><\/p>\n

May the gargoyle of happiness squat on your buttress.
\n— HousewifeOfHell<\/a><\/p>\n

Throw a surprise party for a psychic and destroy his reputation.
\n— JasonBerlin<\/a><\/p>\n

If you think Johnny Depp is sexy, you’re basically attracted to Snoopy’s brother Spike
\n— louisvirtel<\/a><\/p>\n

“Um.” – 1st horse that got ridden
\n— rorynotroy<\/a><\/p>\n

Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU’RE READING MY JOURNAL
\n— BeardSpice<\/a><\/p>\n

Men like being chased too but not with an axe, apparently.
\n— WICKEDTRUTH01<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Put on clown shoes.
\n2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up.
\n3. Wait for someone to enter other stall.
\n4. Slowly lower feet to floor
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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