{"id":23802,"date":"2015-01-27T05:13:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T10:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=23802"},"modified":"2015-01-14T12:13:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T17:13:07","slug":"seen-online-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=23802","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I prefer to say, ‘I turn into a human when there’s not a full moon.'” -Optimistic werewolf
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

Zombies love me cause I’ve been marinating my brain in wine for years.
\n— ElgatoEsmio<\/a><\/p>\n

Robert Frost in the streets
\nEdgar Allan Poe in the sheets.
\n— Quartzjixler<\/a><\/p>\n

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton didn’t split up \u2014 they just finally got untangled.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

WHAT DO WE WANT?
\nGHOSTS TO STOP KISSING US IN OUR SLEEP!
\nWHEN DO WE….wait what?
\n— weinerdog4life<\/a><\/p>\n

*Dog President gives a speech on live TV, not realizing one of his ears is turned inside out*
\n— OtherDanOBrien<\/a><\/p>\n

Probably a fun thing to tweet would be “going to meet a guy I met on Craig’s List” and then never tweeting again.
\n— Sassafrantz<\/a><\/p>\n

[Jesus at Last Supper]
\n*breaks bread* This is my body
\n*pours wine* This is my blood
\n*opens jar of mayo*
\nJudas: I’m gonna stop u right there
\n— huntigula<\/a><\/p>\n

If I were a skeleton, my only pickup line would be “Wanna bone?” Why try harder?
\n— gordonshumway<\/a><\/p>\n

I never feel guiltier than trying to explain to my dog why she smells another dog on me…
\n— Ideal_Victoria<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I prefer to say, ‘I turn into a human when there’s not a full moon.’” -Optimistic werewolf — rolldiggity Zombies love me cause I’ve been marinating my brain in wine for years. — ElgatoEsmio Robert Frost in the streets Edgar Allan Poe in the sheets. — Quartzjixler Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton didn’t split […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23802"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24022,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23802\/revisions\/24022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}