{"id":24414,"date":"2015-04-17T05:27:49","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T10:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24414"},"modified":"2015-04-14T08:38:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-14T13:38:59","slug":"itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-link-dump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24414","title":{"rendered":"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Link Dump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/elwood-the-rainbow-unicorn-mug\">Elwood the Rainbow Unicorn Mug<\/a> &#8211; Anything drunk from this pudgy stoneware unicorn is bound to taste fantastic.  There&#8217;s also a matching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/elwood-the-unicorn-cereal-bowl\">cereal bowl<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.com\/product\/elwood-the-rainbow-unicorn-bank\">piggy bank<\/a>. <i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/joannecasey.blogspot.com\">I Have Seen the Whole of The Internet<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blameitonthevoices.com\/2015\/03\/monster-issues.html\">Monster Issues<\/a> &#8211; These cute illustrations explore some of the problems that monsters face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ink-splotch.tumblr.com\/post\/106737310659\/what-if-when-petunia-dursley-found-a-little-boy\">Alternate Universe Harry Potter<\/a> &#8211; This lovely little piece imagines a slightly different world where Petunia Dursley took in Harry and &#8220;raised a young man who had eyes of his very own.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/04\/12\/entertainment\/rocky-horror-picture-show-remake-fox-feat\/\">Rocky Horror Remake Planned<\/a> &#8211; This ain&#8217;t broke, and doesn&#8217;t need fixing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fashionablygeek.com\/jewelry\/this-cthulhu-inspired-engagement-ring-has-diamond-tentacles\/\">Cthulhu Engagement Ring<\/a> &#8211; Custom-made ring with much tentacle-y goodness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&#038;field-keywords=tokyo%20milk%20dark&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;sprefix=tokyo+milk+da%2Caps\" rel=\"nofollow\">Dark<\/a> &#8211; Tokyo Milk&#8217;s line of goth-friendly bath and body products with names like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tokyo-Milk-Dark-ARSENIC-Handcreme\/dp\/B004W9E2WC\/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;qid=1426504283&#038;sr=8-8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Arsenic<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tokyo-Milk-Dark-Lip-Elixir\/dp\/B00D0NP298\/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;qid=1426504283&#038;sr=8-12\">Clove Cigarette<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lookhuman.com\/design\/50520-floral-penis-pattern-teal#\">Floral Penis Throw Pillow<\/a> &#8211; At first glance, it&#8217;s an innocuous floral pattern.  And then you look closer and it&#8217;s nothing but dicks.  The site has the same pattern on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lookhuman.com\/search\/penis\">several other products<\/a>.  (NSFW.  Duh.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/surreal-animal-sculptures-ellen-jewett\/\">Ellen Jewett<\/a> &#8211; Sculptor who merges plants in animals in lovely, surreal designs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/geyserofawesome.com\/post\/114153280099\/today-the-department-of-atypical-taxidermy-is\">Teeters&#8217; Taxidermy Studio<\/a> &#8211; This is some of the most wonderful squirrel taxidermy I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/obviousplant.tumblr.com\/post\/113882163568\/finally-some-books-that-cater-to-my-needs\">Fake Self-Help Books<\/a> &#8211; The guy who does <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pleated-jeans.com\/\">Pleated Jeans<\/a> made up some realistic-looking fake book covers and snuck them into his local bookstore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elwood the Rainbow Unicorn Mug &#8211; Anything drunk from this pudgy stoneware unicorn is bound to taste fantastic. There&#8217;s also a matching cereal bowl and piggy bank. (via I Have Seen the Whole of The Internet) Monster Issues &#8211; These cute illustrations explore some of the problems that monsters face. Alternate Universe Harry Potter &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24414"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24649,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24414\/revisions\/24649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}