{"id":24424,"date":"2015-04-14T05:06:43","date_gmt":"2015-04-14T10:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24424"},"modified":"2015-04-14T06:14:23","modified_gmt":"2015-04-14T11:14:23","slug":"seen-online-74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24424","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

He died doing what he loved most: not being dead.
\n— josswhedon<\/a><\/p>\n

i just saw a 24 hour carwash. If you’re washing your car at 4am you just killed somebody.
\n— kirkfox<\/a><\/p>\n

what are girls doing when they go to the bathroom together? we’re casting spells
\n— IamEnidColeslaw<\/a><\/p>\n

I’d like the backstory on 90% of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
\n— amydillon<\/a><\/p>\n

When the hostess at the restaurant says “table for two?”, I always like to look surprised and whisper “you can see her too?”.
\n— schumyxxx<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m a health goth in the sense that I fantasize about death every time I work out.
\n— DanaSchwartzzz<\/a><\/p>\n

everybody’s scared of the dark until they become it
\n— deIuge<\/a><\/p>\n

Tomorrow I’m calling a guy who interviewed me 5 years ago asking where I saw myself in 5 years to let him know that I was wrong.
\n— clifba<\/a><\/p>\n

When you have a torch, everything looks like a Frankenstein.
\n— Burgeoning Lads of Science<\/a><\/p>\n

Did you just say “go east” instead of “turn right,” you pompous little direction shitlord?
\n— Molly_Kats<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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