{"id":24507,"date":"2015-05-06T05:12:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T10:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24507"},"modified":"2015-05-06T06:05:32","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T11:05:32","slug":"seen-online-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=24507","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maybe bats leave Hell in a slow and orderly fashion.
\n— Tierno158<\/a><\/p>\n

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger
\nalien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but…okay.
\n— cooltrees<\/a><\/p>\n

When it’s my time, I just want to go in a way that leaves my Wikipedia entry a “Death and Aftermath” section.
\n— KenJennings<\/a><\/p>\n

An all-cat Ghostbusters reboot that’s just 90 minutes of them staring intently and occasionally meowing at a blank wall.
\n— missokistic<\/a><\/p>\n

Game of Thrones gets a lot less dramatic when you remind yourself Lannisters, Starks, and Greyjoys alike all have to shit in fancy buckets.
\n— DanaSchwartzzz<\/a><\/p>\n

In Australia it was called The Passion of the Crikey.
\n— nattylumpo88<\/a><\/p>\n

Why would you not name your pet shark Jump?
\n— happierman<\/a><\/p>\n

I think that the moment right before you die, you hear your mother calling you inside as the streetlights flicker on
\n— whorefrost<\/a><\/p>\n

Actually, I’m leasing a stairway to heaven.
\nI also craft artisinal bustles, specifically for hedgerows, which have the quality of not alarming passers-by.
\n— scalzi<\/a><\/p>\n

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
\n“Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A-hm gonna wrassle it.”
\n— zombiefauns<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maybe bats leave Hell in a slow and orderly fashion. — Tierno158 me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but…okay. — cooltrees When it’s my time, I just want to go in a way that leaves my Wikipedia entry a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24507"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24751,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507\/revisions\/24751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}