{"id":25009,"date":"2015-06-23T05:34:01","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T10:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25009"},"modified":"2015-06-18T08:19:27","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T13:19:27","slug":"the-adventures-of-samurai-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25009","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Samurai Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/samuraicat.jpg\" alt=\"Samurai Cat\" width=\"200\" height=\"222\" class=\"contentimg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sixteenth-Century Japan &#8212; a land suffering through the long night of <i>Sengoku Jidai<\/i>, the Age of Battles, a period of constant civil war, of anarchy and terror, of savagery and bloodshed and lots of other good stuff.  The social order was shaken to its core; class distinctions blurred as military prowess became all-important.  With luck, even a peasant could slash a place for himself among the mighty.<\/p>\n<p>Even a cat&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You guys.  You <em>guys<\/em>.  How have I run this silly blog for 8 years without ever mentioning Samurai Cat?  That is simply inexcusable.<\/p>\n<p>Miaowara Tomokato is a cat.  Who is also the best samurai in the world.  He returns from visiting his brother to discover that his (human) master Nobunaga has been murdered by&#8230;everybody.  Martians.  Nazis.  Al Capone.  Cthulhu.  Morgan le Fay.  Joseph Stalin.  Darth Vader.  Everybody.  (Nobunaga made a lot of enemies in his youth.)  As any noble samurai must, he sets out to avenge his master&#8217;s death by tracking down the killers.<\/p>\n<p>Tomokato&#8217;s quest, in which he is frequently accompanied by his psychotic kitten nephew Shiro, spans six books: <i>The Adventures of Samurai Cat<\/i>, <i>More Adventures of Samurai Cat<\/i>, <i>Samurai Cat in the Real World<\/i>, <i>The Sword of Samurai Cat<\/i>, <i>Samurai Cat Goes to the Movies<\/i>, and <i>Samurai Cat Goes to Hell<\/i>.  They&#8217;re written and illustrated by Mark E. Rogers, and sort of stray into graphic novel territory in that nearly every page features a color illustration depicting the events being described.<\/p>\n<p>Each book is comprised of several standalone stories parodying movies, books, or historical events: In the first book, for instance, Tomokato travels to thinly-disguised versions of Middle-earth, Innsmouth, Hyboria, and Valhalla.  The stories are prefaced by a relevant excerpt from a fictional biography of the Tomokato&#8217;s life, <i>Cat Out of Hell: A Biography of Miaowara Tomokato, by William Shirer and A.J.P. Godzilla<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Although sadly out of print, the books are widely available through secondhand resellers like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;field-keywords=samurai+cat\" rel=\"nofollow\">Amazon<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abebooks.com\/servlet\/SearchResults?an=rogers&#038;bi=0&#038;bx=off&#038;ds=30&#038;recentlyadded=all&#038;sortby=17&#038;sts=t&#038;tn=samurai+cat&#038;x=0&#038;y=0\">AbeBooks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Spad,&#8221; Arthur said. &#8220;The plane Joseph of Arimathea flew the Holy Grail to Britain in.&#8221;<br \/>\nMerlin nodded. &#8220;Only a knight of the Round Table who has achieved the Spad can defeat Mordred.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But achieving the spad &#8230;&#8221; Arthur said. &#8220;No one&#8217;s ever come close. Not even Jacques Cousteau &#8230; Of course, he kept looking for it in the South Pacific, so what do you expect?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Really.  These books are worth digging up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sixteenth-Century Japan &#8212; a land suffering through the long night of Sengoku Jidai, the Age of Battles, a period of constant civil war, of anarchy and terror, of savagery and bloodshed and lots of other good stuff. The social order was shaken to its core; class distinctions blurred as military prowess became all-important. With luck, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-needful-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25009"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25119,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25009\/revisions\/25119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}