{"id":25069,"date":"2015-07-22T05:26:08","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T10:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25069"},"modified":"2015-07-08T11:26:20","modified_gmt":"2015-07-08T16:26:20","slug":"seen-online-77","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25069","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t begin to imagine how much pressure there must be within the skeleton community to know how to play the xylophone
\n— bridger_w<\/a><\/p>\n

When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
\n— Sassafrantz<\/a><\/p>\n

Right now, there are millions of formally dressed skeletons in our ground.
\n— icandodge<\/a><\/p>\n

If you were at a party with a vampire and drew on his face, he would never find out.
\n— jfader2<\/a><\/p>\n

Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved
\n— behindyourback<\/a><\/p>\n

If someone says they’re gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone out there is canning whoop ass…I’d be more afraid of that second guy.
\n— ChrisTaliaferro<\/a><\/p>\n

The 1840’s called. Mostly ghosts.
\n— david8hughes<\/a><\/p>\n

My parents are always pestering me to have kids. “Who will carry on the ancient family curse?” they say.
\n— undeadmolly<\/a><\/p>\n

what if the spider I killed in my home has spent his entire life thinking he was my room-mate and that suddenly I had some sort of psychotic break
\n— TheGamingDame<\/a><\/p>\n

A heart shape with initials cut into the tree bark means someone went on a date with a knife.
\n— ashley76<\/a><\/p>\n

benedictcumberreichenbach:<\/a><\/p>\n

ninepulse:<\/a><\/p>\n

Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.<\/p>\n

And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures?<\/p>\n

You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

this post started off as a John Green novel and ended as a Stephen King.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t begin to imagine how much pressure there must be within the skeleton community to know how to play the xylophone — bridger_w When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together. — Sassafrantz Right now, there are millions of formally dressed skeletons in our ground. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25069"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25167,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25069\/revisions\/25167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}