{"id":25304,"date":"2015-09-02T05:38:11","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T10:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25304"},"modified":"2015-08-21T09:39:11","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T14:39:11","slug":"seen-online-78","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25304","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Muchacha is my favorite Spanish word that sounds like cows dancing.
\n— ShesARealGenius<\/a><\/p>\n

Lighten the mood at funerals by handing a wooden stake to the person next to you and whispering, “He was a vampire. You know what to do.”
\n— WhirledRecord<\/a><\/p>\n

All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?
\n— heymonroe<\/a><\/p>\n

I feel quite sinister when I buy a houseplant. “Welcome to my home. I will kill you. It’s just a matter of when”.
\n— liz_buckley<\/a><\/p>\n

Water Polo is one shark away from being the most entertaining sport around
\n— dru0887<\/a><\/p>\n

Bug in iPhone5 – predictive text controlled by the soul of the Chinese worker who committed suicide making it. How very help me I’m in hell.
\n— frankieboyle<\/a><\/p>\n

Every poodle is fairly positive that it’s Marie Antoinette
\n— DanaSchwartzzz<\/a><\/p>\n

Cool Curse Idea: Every time your enemy talks, a bunch of jelly beans fall out of his mouth.
\n— rolldiggity<\/a><\/p>\n

I just spent a lot of time thinking about a Weird Science reboot where Gabourey Sidibe and Rebel Wilson accidentally create Channing Tatum
\n— Sedna_51<\/a><\/p>\n

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:<\/a><\/p>\n

highfunctioningdarklordofall:<\/a><\/p>\n

can’t you imagine it though?<\/p>\n

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Muchacha is my favorite Spanish word that sounds like cows dancing. — ShesARealGenius Lighten the mood at funerals by handing a wooden stake to the person next to you and whispering, “He was a vampire. You know what to do.” — WhirledRecord All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25304"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25660,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25304\/revisions\/25660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}