{"id":25361,"date":"2015-08-03T05:48:57","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T10:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25361"},"modified":"2015-07-29T08:17:14","modified_gmt":"2015-07-29T13:17:14","slug":"polly-wanna-headbang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25361","title":{"rendered":"Polly Wanna Headbang?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/hatebeak-148x150.jpg\" alt=\"Hatebeak Logo\" width=\"148\" height=\"150\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>Novelty albums featuring animals are nothing new, but I have to admit that grindcore band Hatebeak&#8211;whose vocalist is a parrot named Waldo&#8211;takes novelty to a whole &#8216;nother level.<\/p>\n<p>Waldo, along with humans Blake Harrison (from Pig Destroyer) and Mark Sloan (from The Index), formed the band in 2004.  They released a couple of singles (one of which, &#8220;Bird Seeds of Vengeance,&#8221; was a collaboration with Caninus, a band which featured two pit bulls as singers.  I swear I am not making any of this up) but broke up in 2009 without ever releasing a full-length album of their own.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all about to change, baby.  Hatebeak is back and has just released &#8220;The Number of the Beak,&#8221; featuring tracks with titles like &#8220;Roost in Peace&#8221; and &#8220;Hellbent for Feathers.&#8221;  And I swear I am <em>still<\/em> not making any of this up.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, if you&#8217;re hoping for a tour you&#8217;re going to be disappointed.  In an <a href=\"http:\/\/consequenceofsound.net\/video\/meet-hatebeak-the-metal-band-with-a-parrot-for-a-singer\/\">interview<\/a> with Consequence of Sound, Blake Harrison informed us that Waldo isn&#8217;t up for live performances:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Parrots like doing this stuff\u2014the mimicry is kind of like a form of play, so it&#8217;s more like they have to be in a relaxed&#8230;playful mood.  You know the sound of your smoke detector when the battery is low? And it&#8217;s like a really loud chirp?  He will do that when he&#8217;s uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>The bird really shouldn&#8217;t and probably couldn&#8217;t&#8211;I don\u2019t want PETA after me for subjecting a bird to like 120 decibels of distorted guitars.  And you know, it&#8217;s kind of more of like a fun thing. Playing live would be a pain in the ass, and if it&#8217;s not fun I don&#8217;t know if I would necessarily want to do it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hatebeak&#8217;s album is available on <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/reptilian-records\/sets\/hatebeak\">Soundcloud<\/a> and can be purchased on vinyl (<em>still<\/em> not making any of this up) on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00WM9WL04\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;creativeASIN=B00WM9WL04&#038;linkCode=as2\" rel=\"nofollow\">Amazon<\/a>.  Their previous discography is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discogs.com\/artist\/396663-Hatebeak\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To whet your appetite, here&#8217;s Waldo performing &#8220;Seven Perches.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/205971839&amp;color=0066cc\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/\">Neatorama<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Novelty albums featuring animals are nothing new, but I have to admit that grindcore band Hatebeak&#8211;whose vocalist is a parrot named Waldo&#8211;takes novelty to a whole &#8216;nother level. Waldo, along with humans Blake Harrison (from Pig Destroyer) and Mark Sloan (from The Index), formed the band in 2004. They released a couple of singles (one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25361"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25566,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25361\/revisions\/25566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}