{"id":25444,"date":"2015-08-17T05:35:48","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T10:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25444"},"modified":"2015-07-23T09:01:20","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T14:01:20","slug":"grand-zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=25444","title":{"rendered":"Grand Zero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this short horror comedy, a man returns to his hometown to discover that he&#8217;s the last person who&#8217;s not part of a huge network marketing pyramid scheme that is definitely not Amway.  Can he rescue his wife and daughter from the clutches of the sinister corporation?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/106241499?color=ff9933&#038;title=0&#038;byline=0&#038;portrait=0\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingsquid.com\/\">Laughing Squid<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this short horror comedy, a man returns to his hometown to discover that he&#8217;s the last person who&#8217;s not part of a huge network marketing pyramid scheme that is definitely not Amway. Can he rescue his wife and daughter from the clutches of the sinister corporation? (via Laughing Squid)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25444"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25479,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25444\/revisions\/25479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}